Victoria just put a tattoo on her hand all by herself for the very first time. She came running over to me to show me, proudly. She said, "Mommy, do you really wish this was on you?" "No, I got it for you." "Oh, that's right, you already have one on your butt." "No, I have one on my BACK."
My luck, that will be the first story she shares in kindergarten: MY mom has a tattoo on her BUTT!