I stopped by my favorite store, Hallmark, with the kids after school. We were holding hands as we were walking through the parking lot. I said, "Ooooh, look! They're having a sidewalk sale," all giddy in my shopping voice. We were walking slowly past the tables filled with ornaments, photo albums, and many other fun things such as magnets and stationary when Christian asked, "So where's the cement?"
I guess he's never heard the phrase Sidewalk Sale.