I leaned down to kiss Victoria Good Night, she stops and says, "Ooooh, did you get new glasses Mommy?"
"No, I actually misplaced my other ones."
"Oh." Pause. "Because those actually look kinda weird. No offense or anything."
"Yeah, they're not my favorites."
"Well, good because, seriously, they are not cute. Not one little bit."
"Ok, I got your point. I'll got look for my other ones."
"Let me know if you can't find them. I'll look in the morning. You can't walk around the house like that."