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Wednesday, June 26, 2013

Summer Blow Out

"He hasn't pooped since Friday,"  I've been heard saying every single day lately to just about anyone who has held Brecken.  I follow it up with, "It's going to be a blow out when he does....."

Well, he did have. A.  Blow.  Out.

At Victoria Summer Academy Open House tonight.  

At least we got there early and headed out to the 'world's most gigantic playground in the whole wide world' before we left.  I was sitting on a little ledge feeding him a bottle.  I felt something sticky on my fingers on my left hand.  Sure as shit (pun totally intended!) it was the most thick and sticky poop EVER!!  It had been leaking out onto my skirt.  I called Mark over and we extremely calmly (I might add) went into emergency mode.  Of course, I didn't bring the diaper bag in.  It was the three blocks back to the car (see previous SA post to read the looooong version of the SA parking lots).  I used the half page of card stock that had all the room numbers on it.  And thank the good Lord I eat at Buffalo Wild Wings a lot because I had a good stash of wet wipes in my purse.  Not enough to actually get it all out from underneath my fingers nails.  But 'good enough if you have three kids' good enough.  Yes, that's very disgusting, but true.  Christian spotted what we going on as he ran by and screamed, "Victoria, we gotta go!!  Brecken pooped ALL OVER MOM!"

We made it back to the car and Mark did the change in the World's Busiest Parking Lot and I handed out the Huggies wipes and held open the plastic bag.  I even had a big enough/correct season extra outfit in the bag.  

I predict in a few years and I'm holding Brecken's had as he walks thru that parking lot when we're there for Victoria's Open House he might hear something about - "When you were a baby......."

1 comment:

  1. I'm still deciding whether or not I'm going to gag or laugh at this post.