One Liners

A few one liners that I've heard around here in the last couple days:


"Mom, I'm having a difficult time deciding what I want to be when I grow up.  I have it narrowed down between a fireman and a paleontologist.  I just want to help people." - Victoria


You know your kid gets hurt a lot when you hand him a popsicle and he says, "Oh, that's the same kind I had last time I got kicked in the face," then calmly walks away.  - Christian


While whispering in the Denny's women's restroom:  "Move up closer Buddy."  He doesn't move.  Again I repeat, "Move up a little closer Buddy."  He replies loudly, "It's just a LITTLE penis ok, Mom?  It won't get any closer!"  I can hear stifled giggles from the stall next to us.